tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-295723942011-04-21T11:09:07.118-07:00Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29572394.post-1153945402477621442006-07-26T13:22:00.000-07:002006-07-26T13:23:22.480-07:00<a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/5.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/6.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/6.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/7.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://crazyfuns.ru/uploads/30.06.06/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p></p><p>See more funny pictures on <a href="http://crazyfuns.ru/"><strong>http://crazyfuns.ru/</strong></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29572394-115394540247762144?l=soldiersangelpam.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29572394.post-1150065870774127272006-06-11T15:41:00.000-07:002006-07-26T13:22:33.260-07:00<div align="justify">"Dafinitions" are created by taking a word from the dictionary, changing a letter or two, and then supplying a new definition. Here are some classic examples:<br /><br />Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.<br /><br />Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.<br /><br />Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<br /><br />Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.<br /><br />Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.<br /><br />Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.<br /><br />Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.<br /><br />Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.<br /><br />Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.<br /><br />Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.<br /><br />Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.<br /><br />Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.<br /><br />Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<br /><br />Glibido: All talk and no action.<br /><br />Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br /><br />Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.<br /><br />Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.<br /><br />Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29572394-115006587077412727?l=soldiersangelpam.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0